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Thursday, March 01, 2007

Intro

Hello. It has been quite a while since the last time I decided to inflict my opinions on the world at large. Apparently it is long overdue, given all the stupid crap happening in the world these days. When children are no longer safe from the dangers of chicken fingers in our public schools, it is time to scream out! In this column, we will be examining religion, politics, news items, and life in general, and we will be shown EXACTLY, beyond the shadow of a doubt, why you should see everything my way.

Cheers!